2008-02-06 » Congratulations On Your Pregnancy
It's all Donna's fault. One of her sisters is pregnant so she made me go to the baby shower. I mean what would I know about baby showers, right?! But she pulled this whole guilt trip on me and said, "Look Bob, I [...]
2008-01-05 » Make Your Dreams Come True Day [Jan 9]
Two years ago, Steve decided that he wanted to build his own plane. We're talking about Steve here -- the guy who's afraid of flying! Him building his own plane?! It's just a really bizarre concept. But we didn't judge him. Maybe it's [...]
2007-10-18 »
Change Your Life Day
When you step on the accelerator just about when you are gonna take a turn, it isn't exactly a wise thing to do. Ask me?! Well, I was the one who hit the bumper. I was jaywalking down the lane when the above-said maneuver [...]